Dear Sierra Club,
Thank you so much for caring about the earth. Thank you for taking the time to put together marketing indicating that I, too, probably care about the earth and wouldn’t mind too awfully much being on your mailing list.
Thank you for pointing out on the mail I received from you today that you are “Preserving America’s Natural Heritage.”
I wonder, though, how taking care of our natural heritage requires you to send me a mailing that contains, by actual count, TWELVE separate sheets of paper. Isn’t that, like, you know, half a forest’s worth?
Next time I’d be happier to get a postcard.
Or an email.